(Distorted Goomba found in-game.)
Description
The Distorted Goomba is an anomaly found in the 1985 game Super Mario Bros on the NES. It takes the form of a goomba that's overly warped, and oddly enough, has its face censored.
If the player's unfortunate enough to come across it, their game from that point on would be heavily distorted, with the assets quickly moving up and down, which would result in the player experiencing serious nausea.
Discovery
The first known sighting of this entity is from a post on an unknown Nintendo fan forum by a user named SuperPaisanoBro around 2014. Due to his forum post being deleted for "misinformation," we only know his username because one of our staff members frequented said forum back then.
We're currently attempting to interview him, but regardless, report any sightings of this to the B.G.I.